May 2013
troublemade:
Daaammmnn girl are you the sun cuz you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me
Watchslsxbean:
mycupoftea-killa:
Selena Gomez, you just got 500x more hotter. Yes.
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freshman year: i'm definitely going to Harvard.
sophomore: maybe Columbia?
junior: let's be realistic...
senior: community college.
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
mileyhighrus:
i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
me: mom i-
mom: quit bitching and shut up
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
shuckl:
shuckl:
shuckl:
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
fuckingniall:
my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
