troublemade: Daaammmnn girl are you the sun cuz you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me
slsxbean: mycupoftea-killa: Selena Gomez, you just got 500x more hotter. Yes. ^
freshman year: i'm definitely going to Harvard.
sophomore: maybe Columbia?
junior: let's be realistic...
senior: community college.
twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
me: mom i-
mom: quit bitching and shut up
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes
fuckingniall: my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love